Birthday Bitch


Birthday bitch forecast: Bad decisions followed by low standards & a chance of questionable activities!

Make your day f*cking fabulous and enjoy all the spankings, you bitch! Fancifully curated and hand packed in Golden, Colorado so we can guarantee she doesn’t already have one of these gift boxes. #bestbitch

  • Personalized birthday bitch card
  • Snarky Tea labeled “Wake the F**k Up”
  • “Fuck Off” Sleeping Mask
  • Pink Champagne scented Birthday Candle – Light the birthday bitch candle and let’s drink!
  • Jewelry bag that says “Jewelry… because great sex doesn’t last forever”