Dog Mom

$69

Do you think your dog is human? Better than your spouse? Hairier?

Just remember, dogs don’t judge your lazy ass & love you unconditionally!

  • Asshole Keychain
  • Socks
  • 2 coasters
  • Nail file
  • Doggie shampoo bar
  • Citrus & Sage Scented candle, infused with no shedding or hairs

*This box is intended for human laughter. No dog toys or treats are included.

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