gift tags


Give your gifts that extra edge with these snarky metal gift tags! Perfect for any gifting occasion!

17 tags in each order. Sayings include:

  • This is exactly what you did not ask for
  • Worst. Gift. Ever.
  • Thanks for being born… it’s a great excuse to get drunk and eat cake
  • Happy birthday bitch
  • Of course I made it
  • You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals… you’re everything I have ever wanted in a friend
  • Act like you love it and we won’t have a problem
  • You’re the one I text when I’m drunk, that’s love
  • Congratulations – you made a person – I can’t even make lasagna
  • I’d know it’s your birthday even without Facebook
  • In dog years, you’re dead – Happy Birthday!
  • I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one
  • OMG! You’re how old?
  • Always remember less is more
  • It’s the though that counts
  • Put on your best ‘pretend you like it’ face
  • I kept the receipt