Congratulate your friend on their jumbo-loan!
Here’s to date nights spent watching HGTV and home remodeling projects inspired by Pintrest & supervised by YouTube.
- Two dip bowls
- We had sex here & here pillows
- Tea Towel
- I’ll cut a bitch oven mitt
- Snarky Tea (so you can work on those projects well into the night, hello caffeine!)
- Blueberry Cobbler Scented candle, infused with 30 years of debt! (Seriously, smells Amazing AF)