Not Homeless


Congratulate your friend on their jumbo-loan!

Here’s to date nights spent watching HGTV and home remodeling projects inspired by Pintrest & supervised by YouTube.

  • Two dip bowls
  • We had sex here & here pillows
  • Tea Towel
  • I’ll cut a bitch oven mitt
  • Snarky Tea (so you can work on those projects well into the night, hello caffeine!)
  • Blueberry Cobbler Scented candle, infused with 30 years of debt!  (Seriously, smells Amazing AF)